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Muscle Car Ranch,
3609 S. 16th Street
Chickasha, OK 73018.
Just off I-44, Exit 80,
South on Highway 81 for 1/2 mile
to Country Club Road. West 1 mile, then
South on 16th Street for 1/2 mile.
Left at Maverick Hotel sign.
Dependin' on this year's crop o' road kill, of course. We have prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd for both Guys and Gals in two divisions: Folks, and Old Folks. Old Folks are those who have survived more than 45 years. Progressive Stacking Cash Prizes. We have some stuff for the young'ns, too. There will be some fine trophies. And a bunch of stuff we found on the road this year. Could be meat or flowers or anything. Run fast and win a prize.
For the Cattle
Ever'one will git somethin'. There'll be Metal Finisher's Cups, hand scratched as a memento of your accomplishment. Good for milk or liquor or your choice of our fine after-race beverages. Your cup is your ticket, so don't chuck it. Who needs another useless medal? Available for those that register before September 18th. After that, first come, first served.
The Road Kill
A goodie we scraped up for last place. Ever'one needs encouragin'.
Paved. Dead flat, mostly, and exceptin' two or four small hills, depending on what you call a hill. Country roads. Not too many cows, cars, or tractors on the road. You may come up on some country dogs and maybe some snakes. Out 'n' Back. Each mile well marked.
You bring your own used race bib or other piece of white cloth, and write on the blank white side. Write nice and big and dark so we can see it. We will assign you a number. Sharpie or grease pen would work fine. If you forget, we will write the number ON YOU. Don't forget.
No refunds. No whining. Transfers are $5. Contact us for transfers.
Who are you registering?
Waiver and Release
I understand that running is stupid, and so am I for wanting to run this race. And yet, I will run knowing full well that I could get hot, cold, wet, bit, struck by a vehicle , lightning, or hail, kicked by a cow or a horse, tripped by another runner, dehydrated, sun burnt, headache, heart troubles, nausea, loose bowels, blisters, offended, discouraged, hungry, or just plum tuckered. Furthermore, I could even die. And that's not all. And I admit I only have myself to blame. Even so, it is with sound mind that I choose to participate.